Some rich bozo decided that the only thing preventing millennials from owning a home is an inability to budget properly, due to splurging on silly things like avocado toast. This… (read more)
Tag: art
Fauxgressive Quarterly №. 2
In the latest issue of FQ: we profile the people who believe you should Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anything (BANANA). These radicals are keeping the neighborhood funky and driving… (read more)
Minneapolis residents opposed housing for WWII veterans
The news that Minneapolis had again passed 400,000 residents last summer is a reminder that we did it before. Buried in our history is a story of a post-war Minneapolis… (read more)
Fauxgressives Quarterly
Progress can be scary. The only thing scarier than progress is looking like you’re opposing it— that can be downright embarrassing. Fauxgressivism needs a rebrand to transform regressive messages into… (read more)
Your complaints add up
“Because it doesn’t feel right to reject more neighbors, some people resort to dubious “yes, but” arguments that really amount to a big fat “no.” From neighborhood to neighborhood across… (read more)
Check Your Homeowner Privilege
You’ll be a hit with longtime residents at your next public hearing with these business cards (2 x 3½). Available in two formats (standard & extra special), they are a… (read more)
Stop betraying our seniors
“There’s an old saying in the neighborhood: “I want my house to be worth infinity dollars, but I want to be taxed as if it’s worth zero dollars.” Unfortunately, real… (read more)
The Future of the Parks (cont’d)
Using our housing time machine, we stopped in to check on our national parks after decades of sprawl-friendly “apartments aren’t green” policies enacted by the Department of Neighborhood Interiors. The… (read more)
Valentine’s Day sucks
But, you can still use it to talk to your more-than-friends about zoning! Print this page to PDF, then print it on a real printer, maybe photocopy a few times,… (read more)
Poster from the Dept. of Neighborhood Interiors
This postcard recalls famous vintage National Parks posters. The Department of Neighborhood Interiors is tasked with protecting the character of our neighborhood interiors. They promote single family sprawl to places… (read more)
