Stop betraying our seniors

“There’s an old saying in the neighborhood: “I want my house to be worth infinity dollars, but I want to be taxed as if it’s worth zero dollars.” Unfortunately, real life doesn’t work that way. There’s a relationship between how much you pay in taxes, how much you get from the city, and how many neighbors you have to share the burden. The more neighbors you have, the less you pay for services the city provides.

We designed these to parody mostly televised political attack ads, because we understood from them that scaring seniors is a tried and true method for getting a political message across. Use these ads to talk to your elderly friends about zoning — in menacing tones.”

— Ryan and John